Breaking news thread - Post them all here

[A-Yty]

Since posting news seems to be so popular, I'm going to have to ask they be thrown in here - at least for the time being. Otherwise this whole section will eventually be flooded with them  

[Chaos Guardian]

Pittsburgh man latest to have home accidentally demolished
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookou ... demolished

WHAR'S MY HOUSE PITTSBURGH FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU.

*Disclaimer: No, I am not this man, that was my punch line for this news.* :pullo:

Cache in Chinese Mountain Reveals 20,000 Prehistoric Fossils

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/201 ... ricfossils

Russia's chic uniform 'sends soldiers to hospital'
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20101215/od ... ionoffbeat
In Mother Russia, Cold catches you!

[ParasiteX]

Pittsburgh man latest to have home accidentally demolished
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookou ... demolished

WHAR'S MY HOUSE PITTSBURGH FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU.

*Disclaimer: No, I am not this man, that was my punch line for this news.* :pullo:

Ur link waz broken so I fix'd it. Me good, me fix things.

Srsly tho', a similar thing happened here in Failland less than a year ago. There was a guy whose home was demolished along with everything he had inside. Apparently it was some horrible mistake about his rent fee. He was doing the obligatory army service and military forgot to pay his rent on time (they make you go to army => they pay your rent while you're gone). The land lord was some crazy nutcase who decided to demolish the whole thing without a second warning after the payment didn't arrive on time.

[A-Yty]

I remember some guy's stuff taken to a landfill for the same reason.

But that one sounds like something you're going to have to provide a source to if you're going to convince me  

[Chaos Guardian]

God was behind Big Bang, universe no accident: Pope
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110106/sc_ ... pe_bigbang

*sigh*

Uncle Gives His Nephew An Old School Ass Whoopin On Webcam For Acting Hard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHn84kzo ... re=related

[ParasiteX]

I remember some guy's stuff taken to a landfill for the same reason.

We're prolly talking about the same thing.
Perhaps I remembered wrong about taking the house down. Silly me.  He was most likely just thrown out of the apartment.  

[A-Yty]

Uncle Gives His Nephew An Old School Ass Whoopin On Webcam For Acting Hard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHn84kzo ... re=related

When he was kicking his ass, I bet he said: "say uncle!".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LekUKeFijxc

[ParasiteX]

Uncle Gives His Nephew An Old School Ass Whoopin On Webcam For Acting Hard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHn84kzo ... re=related

When he was kicking his ass, I bet he said: "say uncle!".

or 'Who's your uncle?"

Well, someone has to put the kids straight once in a while. I was raised the old spartan way and grew up just fine.
...JUST FINE I SAID! YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? IN THAT CASE I CHALLENGE YOU! WE DUEL TO THE DEATH!!! BWAHAHAAA!  

[Q]

God was behind Big Bang, universe no accident: Pope
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110106/sc_ ... pe_bigbang

As a good "theory" as any. Lord might be literally "pulling the strings" on a membrane in the higher dimensional space.

[Chaos Guardian]

God is Dr. Manhattan!??!?! *shock*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AZ shooting targets US congresswoman, kills 6

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_congresswoman_shot

What a Coward and an asshole.

[Chaos Guardian]

Palin explains 'blood libel' comment

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110118/ap_ ... s/us_palin

Palin, STFU, you hack.  :angry:  :angry:

[ParasiteX]

Palin explains 'blood libel' comment

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110118/ap_ ... s/us_palin

Jews did it.  

[Chaos Guardian]

Great, you too?

[ParasiteX]

Great, you too?

No, I can reassure you that I wasn't involved.  

[A-Yty]

Great, you too?

No, I can reassure you that I wasn't involved.  <!-- s:hehe: -->

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