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Since posting news seems to be so popular, I'm going to have to ask they be thrown in here - at least for the time being. Otherwise this whole section will eventually be flooded with them  :nerd:

Pittsburgh man latest to have home accidentally demolished
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookou (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookou) ... demolished

WHAR'S MY HOUSE PITTSBURGH FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU.

*Disclaimer: No, I am not this man, that was my punch line for this news.* :[ :pullo: :rock: :whip: :magic: :party: :pepsi: :nuija:

Cache in Chinese Mountain Reveals 20,000 Prehistoric Fossils

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/201 ... ricfossils (http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20101222/sc_livescience/cacheinchinesemountainreveals20000prehistoricfossils)

Russia's chic uniform 'sends soldiers to hospital'
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20101215/od (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20101215/od) ... ionoffbeat
In Mother Russia, Cold catches you! :[

Quote from: "Chaos Guardian"Pittsburgh man latest to have home accidentally demolished
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookou ... demolished (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110105/ts_yblog_thelookout/pittsburgh-man-latest-to-have-home-accidentally-demolished)

WHAR'S MY HOUSE PITTSBURGH FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU.

*Disclaimer: No, I am not this man, that was my punch line for this news.* :[ :pullo: :rock: :whip: :magic: :party: :pepsi: :nuija:

Ur link waz broken so I fix'd it. Me good, me fix things. :nuija:

Srsly tho', a similar thing happened here in Failland less than a year ago. There was a guy whose home was demolished along with everything he had inside. Apparently it was some horrible mistake about his rent fee. He was doing the obligatory army service and military forgot to pay his rent on time (they make you go to army => they pay your rent while you're gone). The land lord was some crazy nutcase who decided to demolish the whole thing without a second warning after the payment didn't arrive on time. :facepalm:

I remember some guy's stuff taken to a landfill for the same reason.

But that one sounds like something you're going to have to provide a source to if you're going to convince me  :magic:

God was behind Big Bang, universe no accident: Pope
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110106/sc_ ... pe_bigbang (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110106/sc_nm/us_pope_bigbang)

*sigh*

Uncle Gives His Nephew An Old School Ass Whoopin On Webcam For Acting Hard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHn84kzo ... re=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHn84kzooCE&feature=related)

Quote from: "A-Yty"I remember some guy's stuff taken to a landfill for the same reason.

We're prolly talking about the same thing. :weed:
Perhaps I remembered wrong about taking the house down. Silly me.  He was most likely just thrown out of the apartment.  :nuija:

Quote from: "Chaos Guardian"Uncle Gives His Nephew An Old School Ass Whoopin On Webcam For Acting Hard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHn84kzo ... re=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHn84kzooCE&feature=related)

When he was kicking his ass, I bet he said: "say uncle!".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LekUKeFijxc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LekUKeFijxc)

Quote from: "A-Yty"

Quote from: "Chaos Guardian"Uncle Gives His Nephew An Old School Ass Whoopin On Webcam For Acting Hard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHn84kzo ... re=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHn84kzooCE&feature=related)

When he was kicking his ass, I bet he said: "say uncle!".

or 'Who's your uncle?"

Well, someone has to put the kids straight once in a while. I was raised the old spartan way and grew up just fine.
...JUST FINE I SAID! YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? IN THAT CASE I CHALLENGE YOU! WE DUEL TO THE DEATH!!! BWAHAHAAA!  :twisted:


:hehe: :mrgreen:

Quote from: "Chaos Guardian"God was behind Big Bang, universe no accident: Pope
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110106/sc_ ... pe_bigbang (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110106/sc_nm/us_pope_bigbang)

As a good "theory" as any. Lord might be literally "pulling the strings" on a membrane in the higher dimensional space. :magic:

God is Dr. Manhattan!??!?! *shock*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AZ shooting targets US congresswoman, kills 6

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_congresswoman_shot (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_congresswoman_shot)

What a Coward and an asshole.

Palin explains 'blood libel' comment

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110118/ap_ ... s/us_palin (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110118/ap_on_re_us/us_palin)

Palin, STFU, you hack.  :angry:  :angry:

Quote from: "Chaos Guardian"Palin explains 'blood libel' comment

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110118/ap_ ... s/us_palin (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110118/ap_on_re_us/us_palin)

Jews did it.  :nortti:

Great, you too?

Quote from: "Chaos Guardian"Great, you too?

No, I can reassure you that I wasn't involved.  

Quote from: ParasiteX

Quote from: Chaos GuardianGreat, you too?

QuoteNo, I can reassure you that I wasn't involved.  <!-- s:hehe: -->:hehe:

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Didn't know fins were a racist bunch.  :facepalm:


EDIT: I hope you guys are just joking.

Even if we were racist, one couldn't  assume Finns are a racist nation, yes? Wouldn't that be..whatcha call it..an oxymoron?  :[

Quote from: "Chaos Guardian"Didn't know fins were a racist bunch.  :facepalm:


EDIT: I hope you guys are just joking.

Oh, Finnish people wouldn't know Judaist from a Buddhist even if they saw one. So there's no way a Finn can have an attitude or prejudices on a religious basic, unless it's a Muslim (for the reason that media likes to portrait Muslims as terrorists. That silly brainwashing media...). So in religious concept Finns are mostly just like those animals in the rain forest that have never seen a human being and don't know if they should run or purr at the sight. I didn't say I hate Jews. I actually have Jewish friends as well as I have colorful friends, Africans, Asians, Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, Americans, British, Indians and what not all kinds from all around the world.

From the information that I gather together from those shreds of data available, all I can do is wonder about what the hell is going on in the U.S. My comment was actually sarcasm pointing out at the entire article. However, I won't deny the fact that whenever a political figure is shot by a lunatic, it's usually no accident – especially if it happens in the America. Take JFK and Martin Luther King Jr. as an example. It's always some mentally unstable guy who just 'happens' to go mad at the right place at the right time. Were the JDL or Mossad forces involved? I didn't say it. Who knows. Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe it was some of the other of the numerous organizations capable of assassination operations or maybe apart from the following, this time it really was just a coincidence. :hmm:

Btw. This is my 1000:th post. Hooray!  :pullo:

Aww, I thought you ran through the woods in a cheesy wizard outfit, rocking out to call of the wintermoon. :doh:

Dammit, NOTHING IS REAL ANYMORE!

THAT'S IT! NO MORE MERCY FOR YOU, FOR YOU FACE FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

*Universe implodes*

Quote from: "ParasiteX"Oh, and FYI, A-Yty was probably just mindfu***ng around.

That's what my Londoner side is all about  

You guys  

Anyway, have an interesting article.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-t ... 5991009247 (http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/tatooines-twin-suns-coming-to-a-planet-near-you-just-as-soon-as-betelgeuse-explodes/story-fn5fsgyc-1225991009247)

Underground Yellowstone 'supervolcano' causing earth to rise in some spots

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookou ... some-spots (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110125/us_yblog_thelookout/underground-yellowstone-supervolcano-causing-earth-to-rise-in-some-spots)

Prehistoric Cemetery Reveals Man and Fox Were Pals

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/201 ... oxwerepals (http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20110204/sc_livescience/prehistoriccemeteryrevealsmanandfoxwerepals)

Gentlemen/ladies, we are now one step closer to the zombie -apocalypse. :alko:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/ ... NTCMP=SRCH (http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/feb/06/flu-universal-vaccine-test-success?INTCMP=SRCH)

In today's news, I posted at my little stomping grounds over here.

*crowd goes nuts and throws tomatoes*

HA! Ya missed!

This concludes today's news, and Highwind (Chaos Guardian to you Northern Devils   ) easy on the news man.

League locks out players after union decertifies

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d8 (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d8) ... _headlines

I hope the players get an injunction to block the lockout, so their will be football next year.

Posting about football here is like posting about soccer at CVDF hahaha.

Quote from: BloodreignPosting about football here is like posting about soccer at CVDF hahaha. <!-- s;) -->;)<!-- s:mrgreen: -->

It's not that people in teh Land of Fin aren't interested in it (well, the forum users here probably aren't  <!-- s:nerd: -->:nerd:<!-- s:nerd: --> ) but to watch games regularly here you need a satellite dish. Super Bowl is the only thing they show on regular channels.

The only reason I have personally thought about seeing a game of our local team is the cheerleaders  <!-- s:afro: -->:afro:<!-- s:afro: -->

Cheerleaders are good, very good, unlike some high school team I saw play one time where the cheerleaders could make great backup players if the regulars got hurt. They were that damned big.  

Libya action could last 'a while,' official says.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110321/ap_ ... f/af_libya (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110321/ap_on_re_af/af_libya)

Film legend Elizabeth Taylor dies at 79 in LA

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap. ... s-79-la-ap (http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/film-legend-elizabeth-taylor-dies-79-la-ap)

Inside the world's 'most dangerous' volcano

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20 ... us-volcano (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20110324/sc_yblog_upshot/incredible-photos-show-inside-of-worlds-most-dangerous-volcano)

Damn, that looks totally safe to me.  :P

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110324/ap_ ... port_tower (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110324/ap_on_re_us/airport_tower)

Geez, remind me to not fly in the near future.  :facepalm:

Could lead codices prove 'the major discovery of Christian history'?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookou ... an-history (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110330/ts_yblog_thelookout/could-lead-codices-prove-the-major-discovery-of-christian-history)

Quote from: "Chaos Guardian"Could lead codices prove 'the major discovery of Christian history'?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookou ... an-history (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110330/ts_yblog_thelookout/could-lead-codices-prove-the-major-discovery-of-christian-history)

Jesus was black. :nortti:

Quote from: "ParasiteX"

Quote from: "Chaos Guardian"Could lead codices prove 'the major discovery of Christian history'?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookou ... an-history (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110330/ts_yblog_thelookout/could-lead-codices-prove-the-major-discovery-of-christian-history)

Jesus was black. :nortti:

That's not news  :afro:

Say waaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt???!???!? :shock:

Gbagbo's home in Ivory Coast comes under attack

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110406/ap_ ... vory_coast (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110406/ap_on_re_af/af_ivory_coast)

Six industries hurt by an NFL lockout

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=y ... out_040811 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ys-investopedia-who_else_suffers_from_nfl_lockout_040811)

Forces capture Ivory Coast strongman in bunker

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110411/ap_ ... vory_coast (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110411/ap_on_re_af/af_ivory_coast)

Memo reignites UFO conspiracy theories

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20 ... fbis-vault (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20110411/od_yblog_upshot/ufos-in-fbis-vault)

Rare Civil War photos document life between battles

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_newsroom/ ... en-battles (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_newsroom/20110412/us_yblog_newsroom/rare-civil-war-photos-document-life-between-battles)

That does not look like a lot of fun.  

Yellowstone Supervolcano Bigger Than Thought

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/201 ... hanthought (http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20110411/sc_livescience/yellowstonesupervolcanobiggerthanthought)

Wow, I didn't think it could get any more worse.

Jerry Lawson, Inventor of Modern Game Console, Dies at 70

http://blog.games.yahoo.com/blog/595-je ... dies-at-70 (http://blog.games.yahoo.com/blog/595-jerry-lawson-inventor-of-modern-game-console-dies-at-70)

U.S. forces kill elusive terror figure Osama bin Laden in Pakistan

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... tml?hpt=T1 (http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/05/02/bin.laden.dead/index.html?hpt=T1)

Does Going Upscale Make Sense for McDonald's?

http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ti ... 12393.html (http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ticker/does-going-upscale-sense-mcdonald-170612393.html)

Interesting.

Last night I saw a dream I was flying across America, and there were McDonald'ses everywhere.

You saw the future  

KILL ME NOW!  :facepalm:  :facepalm:  :facepalm:

I don't want to live in that future.  :ei:  

NFL plans to fine teams that commit multiple flagrant hits

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d8 ... _headlines (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81ffd6cd/article/nfl-plans-to-fine-teams-that-commit-multiple-flagrant-hits?module=HP_headlines)

*Facepalm*

Eldest son of last Austrian emperor dies at 98

http://news.yahoo.com/eldest-son-last-a ... 04578.html (http://news.yahoo.com/eldest-son-last-austrian-emperor-dies-98-072804578.html)

A sick woman drugs his husband, cuts off his penis and throws it in the garbage disposal. Some vile, degenerate members of the female sex think it's funny and have a chuckle about it on on some CBS yak show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP4VeMJp9pE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP4VeMJp9pE)

If you want to skip the commentary, go to 4:44.

^ Oh fun fun, a bunch of cuntbags laugh over a guy losing his member because he wanted to divorce his wife, these women each deserve five donkey pu8nches to the cunt.

The NFL lockout might end tommorrow.  :rock:  :weed:  :cheers:  :pullo:  :kahvi:  :whip:  :magic:  :party:  :afro:  :nuija:  :pepsi:

Damn, the soccer ball pic I used earlier in the thread is gone.

The no-kids-allowed movement is spreading

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/parentin ... g-2516110/ (http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/parenting/the-no-kids-allowed-movement-is-spreading-2516110/)

I think this is a step in the right direction. :app:

Gaddafi killed in hometown, now Libya eyes future

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/10/ ... FK20111020 (http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/10/20/us-libya-idUSTRE79F1FK20111020)

Now what?

Not sure what you're asking or how you see the deed, but I think it was another one in a long line of politically motivated assassinations. It'll create some loyalists and he'll be a martyr to some, but his death will do as much as offing Saddam and Osama did.

The silver lining of this cloud is that he was killed by his own people. Besides, had he been brought to justice, it would have either been another farce where a dictator manipulates the system, gets off easy or dies of old age. The other option would have been a payback execution to flaunt at elections.

Quote from: "A-Yty"his death will do as much as offing Saddam and Osama did.

Same thoughts over here. It's hard to imagine that the disorder in the country would be solved by this. Now that the obvious bad guy is gone, the people will turn against each other. Of course I hope this won't be the case. The NATO forces and foreign investors obviously want a share as well - there's a huge potential in Libya.

Researchers Aim to Re-Create Beer Found in 19th-Century Shipwreck

http://blogs.laweekly.com/squidink/2012/05/beer_19th_century_shipwreck.php

Yeah, wonder how it would taste.

Would you try it if they're successful?

U.S. judge strikes down Utah's gay marriage ban

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/12/20/us-usa-gaymarriage-utah-idUSBRE9BJ1D020131220?feedType=RSS

'Duck Dynasty' star on hiatus for anti-gay comments

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2013/12/18/glaad-slams-duck-dynasty-for-vile-remarks-in-gq/4108551/

Congratulations, Colorado!

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http://edition.cnn.com/2013/12/31/us/colorado-recreational-marijuana/index.html

Row row, fight the power!

And when can we expect this revolution here, you might ask? I'd say 20 years, give or take a two. While we wait for that, scumbags selling sub standard weed mixed with lawnmower clippings (or perhaps their own body hair) get to live fat and skim off and leech off of what could provide people with jobs and the government with taxes (and reduced crime). Also, cops breathing down the necks of harmless people huffing and puffing. Some are - incredibly - even productive members of society.

We may not have a "war on drugs". But it's certainly a stupid, resource-wasting little cat and mouse game that gets people in trouble and tarnishes their records for no other reason than a politically motivated law being in effect. And what about the other, more abstract consequences of this silly probation?

In absence of this particular substance, people get tanked, of course. It's the one law-abiding way to shuffle your deck. Despite alcohol providing violent crimes more than cannabis ever could. Not to mention the expenses of property damages and the ruining of families, careers and relationships.

But anyway. You can breathe easy, ColoradoVaniacs. I am happy for you  :party: